You know you're a classical guitar nerd when ...
Anyone up for some fun? Write a funny ending or two to the phrase, "You know you're a classical guitar nerd when ..." I'll start off with a few.
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Your Nerd picture needs a pocket protector for his tuning fork.
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You have created a spreadsheet for strings so you can plot individual and overall string tensions. My analysis shows that one brands ‘high’ is another brands ‘medium’.
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You find yourself standing in the sporting goods aisle of a store, wondering which ping-pong balls are most nail-like.
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When an online site for classical guitar lists 10 books that you must own, and you already have them all. https://morningsideschoolofmusic.co.uk/top-10-classical-guitar-books/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR2zPm6Fg4TDk-XSe4mq5FKEA7XkvLaurne_5VinaCla6KucfEwRFr9nHB0_aem_Xv7u9z-AD6brv-MjH_RNGA
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Still consult a few of the books. The list is a good reminder that I have them on the shelf.
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You are more obsessed with nail care than any of the women in your life.
You run home to your nail tools at the first sign of an abrasion or tiny, fixable tear.
You gave up outdoor cycling and most yard work long ago out of concern for the safety of your hands.
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You get Sor whenever you're told not to fret.
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... When you say to yourself everyday- 'life's too short'🙂
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when you consider buying a practice guitar in each of the other countries your family lives in, and leave it there so you don't need to travel with one when you visit them.